Some things just don’t hold up. Our holsters do.
The Better Retention Tee features one of our most brutally honest slogans: “Holds My Gun Better Than My Ex.” It’s bold, unapologetic, and guaranteed to get laughs, nods, and knowing looks from anyone who’s been there.
This shirt represents what 717 Holsters is all about—rock-solid retention, reliability you can trust, and not taking ourselves too seriously while doing serious work.
Printed on a premium, comfortable shirt built for everyday wear, whether you’re at the range, in the shop, or out raising eyebrows in public.
Because unlike your ex… we’re built to last.
Features:
• Premium soft, durable fabric
• Bold back graphic with our signature humor
• Comfortable athletic fit
• High-quality print that won’t crack or fade
• Perfect for range days, shop days, or everyday wear
• Designed and printed in the USA
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a statement.
717 Holsters — Retention You Can Trust.
